Streets of Bristol, Monday Morning

Everything that could possibly go wrong, Mitchell reflected, tended to happen whenever he went to get groceries. That was the only possible explanation for this.

"Mitchell!"

( In which Mitchell is not a nice man. )

[[ NFB, NFI, OOC-okay. Taken from Being Human 1x03, and contains mentions of non-con or at least very dubious consent, depending on your judgement of Lauren's motives. And I am off! ]]