"Even that would have been more interesting," George lamented, flailing a bit in his... utterly understated manner.

Mitchell sighed at the both of them. "You just need to get him onto a different subject," he said, wisely, and peered down at a plate to make sure it wasn't too disgusting.

"I've tried!" George raged. "Leonard Cohen, Darcey Bussell-- it's like he isn't even interested!" This was clearly a great offense in his book.